#Mumoirs
tales of the funny little lady who raised me
✿Mum received a letter today that she was a bit confused about so asked me to read it to her, basically on the 17th she can’t use the bathroom taps between 12 and 5 due to maintenance work so I tell her this. I then ask her to confirm it back to me…
Me: so what do you have to do on the 17th?
✿Mum: fill my kettle up in the morning so i can still have tea
Me: well, no...
✿Mum: oh! i can’t use any water
Me: also no.
✿Mum: i don’t know then
Me: if you use the bathroom between 12 and 5 just wash your hands in the kitchen sink and don’t have a shower or bath
✿Mum: so there’s going to be a man in my house for 4 hours?
Me: wtf? no!
I love this lady #mumoirs
Me: so what do you have to do on the 17th?
✿Mum: fill my kettle up in the morning so i can still have tea
Me: well, no...
✿Mum: oh! i can’t use any water
Me: also no.
✿Mum: i don’t know then
Me: if you use the bathroom between 12 and 5 just wash your hands in the kitchen sink and don’t have a shower or bath
✿Mum: so there’s going to be a man in my house for 4 hours?
Me: wtf? no!
I love this lady #mumoirs
Watching "The Chase" Bradley: What type of bear has the scientific name ursus maritimus?
✿Mum: Paddington. #mumoirs
At the self service machine in Co-op Machine: Please take your receipt and shopping :)
✿Mum: Did that machine just tell me to take my receipt and shove it? #mumoirs