Monday, 30 March 2020

Circlips

I dreamt that Michael Jackson was still alive and had only faked his death. He was found living with his sister (Janet Jackson) in a discarded KFC box out at sea and they sold circlips online to make a living.

Nothing else, just circlips specifically.

As I started to wake up and realise I was dreaming, still half asleep I overheard a news reporter saying "Michael Jackson has been found alive in a girls dream" as if that was the most shocking part of the story. Not the fact that two people were living within a small floating cardboard box (which they made into their home and business) that somehow hadn't lost it's structural integrity despite being in the ocean. Oh, and they apparently had a decent wi-fi connection out there.

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