Funny and interesting things to read
❤Dad Jokes
• A man is learning the art of origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds
• A man who took an airline to court for losing his luggage has lost his case
• I didn't think the chiropractor would be able to fix my back but I stand corrected
• If I had a book store, I'd make the mystery section really hard to find
• Interested to know if any of my friends believe in telekinesis. Raise my hand if you do
• The hardest part about buying a new boomerang is throwing the old one away
• Two guys walk into a bar, the bartender walks over & another guy walks out of the bar. It's not a joke I'm just watching people walk around the bar
• A man is learning the art of origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds
• A man who took an airline to court for losing his luggage has lost his case
• I didn't think the chiropractor would be able to fix my back but I stand corrected
• If I had a book store, I'd make the mystery section really hard to find
• Interested to know if any of my friends believe in telekinesis. Raise my hand if you do
• The hardest part about buying a new boomerang is throwing the old one away
• Two guys walk into a bar, the bartender walks over & another guy walks out of the bar. It's not a joke I'm just watching people walk around the bar
❤Puns
• I can't believe it's pancake day again already. It just crêped up on me
• Steven: Good evening. Stephen: Good ephening
• I can't believe it's pancake day again already. It just crêped up on me
• Steven: Good evening. Stephen: Good ephening
❤Yo Mama
Yo Mama so broke ...
• she can't even afford to pay attention
• she was wearing one shoe, i said "you lost a shoe" and she said "no, i found a shoe"
• she went to kfc just to lick her fingers
Yo Mama so dirty ...
• her bath tub took her to court and filed a bathing suit
• people gotta put a glove on to wave at her
Yo Mama so dumb ...
• when she dropped out of high school she died from the fall
Yo Mama so fat ...
• her favourite food is seconds
• she fell in love and broke it
• she got hired as a body triple
• she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops
• we don't spoon, we ladle
• when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck
• when she signed up to myspace there was no space left
• when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
• when there's a full moon she turns into a warehouse
Yo Mama so old ...
• i told her to act her age and she died
Yo Mama so short ...
• when she smoked weed she couldn't get high
• you can see her feet in her drivers license
Yo Mama so skinny ...
• her nipples touch
• her pyjamas only have one stripe on them
• she can look through the peep hole on the front door with both eyes
Yo Mama so ugly ...
• her portraits hang themselves
• monsters check under their beds to make sure she's not there
Yo Mama such a ho ...
• i called her on the phone sex hotline and got an ear infection
• she's been banged more times than the "i" in pixar
• she's been cocked more times than john wayne's shotgun
• she's had more fingers in her than a bowling ball
Yo Mama ...
• breath so smelly when she walked past a clock it said "tic tac"
• house is so small when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside
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Yo Mama so broke ...
• she can't even afford to pay attention
• she was wearing one shoe, i said "you lost a shoe" and she said "no, i found a shoe"
• she went to kfc just to lick her fingers
Yo Mama so dirty ...
• her bath tub took her to court and filed a bathing suit
• people gotta put a glove on to wave at her
Yo Mama so dumb ...
• when she dropped out of high school she died from the fall
Yo Mama so fat ...
• her favourite food is seconds
• she fell in love and broke it
• she got hired as a body triple
• she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops
• we don't spoon, we ladle
• when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck
• when she signed up to myspace there was no space left
• when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
• when there's a full moon she turns into a warehouse
Yo Mama so old ...
• i told her to act her age and she died
Yo Mama so short ...
• when she smoked weed she couldn't get high
• you can see her feet in her drivers license
Yo Mama so skinny ...
• her nipples touch
• her pyjamas only have one stripe on them
• she can look through the peep hole on the front door with both eyes
Yo Mama so ugly ...
• her portraits hang themselves
• monsters check under their beds to make sure she's not there
Yo Mama such a ho ...
• i called her on the phone sex hotline and got an ear infection
• she's been banged more times than the "i" in pixar
• she's been cocked more times than john wayne's shotgun
• she's had more fingers in her than a bowling ball
Yo Mama ...
• breath so smelly when she walked past a clock it said "tic tac"
• house is so small when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside
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