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Uninspiring Quotes /ˌʌnɪnˈspʌɪərɪŋ/

Hi ho hi ho it's off the rails I go
If you forget your safe word, calling out the wrong name usually works just as well
I like going to Ikea just to watch couples fight
I'm like 14 people packed into one body. Spin the wheel, вιтcн
No, I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your вυℓℓѕнιт
иυ∂єѕ are so last year. Send me money
Screaming into a pillow is therapeutic but also gets you kicked out of Ikea
Sometimes you just gotta to chuck it in the ғυcĸ it bucket and move on
Today's hairstyle is called "I haven't brushed my teeth either"


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