Dad Jokes && one liners
• Interested to know if any of my friends believe in telekinesis. Please raise my hand if you do
Uninspiring Quotes /ˌʌnɪnˈspʌɪərɪŋ/
• I like going to Ikea just to watch couples fight
• Screaming into a pillow is therapeutic but also gets you kicked out of Ikea
• Sometimes you just gotta to chuck it in the ғυcĸ it bucket and move on
• Screaming into a pillow is therapeutic but also gets you kicked out of Ikea
• Sometimes you just gotta to chuck it in the ғυcĸ it bucket and move on
