Wednesday, 25 December 1991

#reads

#Reads
quotes, jokes & anything else i found interesting


Dad Jokes && one liners

• Interested to know if any of my friends believe in telekinesis. Please raise my hand if you do

• The hardest part about buying a new boomerang is throwing the old one away

Uninspiring Quotes /ˌʌnɪnˈspʌɪərɪŋ/

• I like going to Ikea just to watch couples fight
• Screaming into a pillow is therapeutic but also gets you kicked out of Ikea
• Sometimes you just gotta to chuck it in the ғυcĸ it bucket and move on